morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

kanyewesticle:

what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

nahlou:

there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you

• no
• one
• cares
• that
• you
• queued
• that
• post

indiandaughter:

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me